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The Channel Island
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"Tourorist to the Channel Islands want to see nature and whales. But a few of their questions have revealed some uncertainty:
 
* What time does the 12 p.m. boat leave?
 
* What trip do you recommend for a Girl Scout troop that doesn't like nature?
 
* I'd like to go out to see the whales on August 8. Are the whales going to be out that day?
 
* What's an island?"

This joke was found in the Reader's Digest November 2004.

PalmPiolot
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"The 104-year-old building that had served as the priory and primary student residence of the small Catholic university where I work was about to be demolished. As the wrecker's ball began to strike, I sensed the anxiety and sadness experienced by one of the older monks whose order had founded the college.
   "This must be difficult to watch, Father," I said. "The tradition associated with that building, the memories of all the students and monks who lived and worked there. I can't imagine how hard this must be for you."
    "It's worse than that," the monk replied. "I think I left my PalmPiolot in there."

This joke was found in Reader's Digest November 2004.

 

 

 

 

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